Prostitute logic

A doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, “Do you know who the father of this child is?” She quickly replied, “For goodness sakes, if you ate a can of beans, would you know which one made you fart?”

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Barber shop

Bob stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” Bob left. A few days later, Bob stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I…

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Navy Memo

Memo:The Department of the Navy The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private “OFF LIMITS” area on all aircraft carriers. While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, “Female sleeping quarters will be “out-of-bounds” for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule…

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Mating

  My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ My wife…

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Gold Medals

Just a little history. Casa Grande Dispatch Family With Pinal County Links Receives Posthumous Congressional Gold Medals PHOENIX — Three members of the same family, with links to Pinal County, received Congressional Gold Medals posthumously on June 29 in honor of their service with the Civil Air Patrol during World…

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