Had to share this….
Recall of Santa Claus…….
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY –
The Department of the Navy issued orders today to ADM S. Clause, recalling him to active duty, with a report date of 24 Dec 18.
A reservist, with 1,742 years of service, this Naval Aviator specializes in vertical delivery of high-value items. He is flight deck and carrier qualified. He is also a Public Affairs Specialist.
Also recalled, were LCDR Dasher, Master Chief Dancer, Senior Chief Prancer, LT Vixen, CDR Comet, Chaplain (LCDR) Cupid, PO1 Donner, and PO1 Blitzen, an Individual Augmentee from the Naval Reserve. Ensign Rudolph is also authorized to report for duty; however, he must first successfully complete Carrier Qual training, which he has failed three times.
Although the above troops are on orders for only 24 hours, it is anticipated that they will submit a travel claim for 24,901 miles at .56/mile, using a POV. Suitable Government transportation is not available.
As a special operations unit, each member is granted a high level of uniform flexibility, as well as relaxed grooming standards. Per diem has been modified to include large quantities of hot cocoa and cookies.
…and Mega Merry Christmas!
P.S. – Let’s ALL remember the men and women of our Armed Forces, as they serve in far away lands during this Christmas Season. (Stolen from Mark Agler)