Barber shop

Bob stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” Bob left.

A few days later, Bob stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.” Bob left.

A week later, Bob again stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half.” Bob left.

The barber turned to his friend Mike and said, “Hey, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,and we Both know Bob never gets his hair cut or his beard trimmed, so he never comes back.”

A little while later, Mike returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, “So, where does Bob go when he leaves?” Mike looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “Your house!”

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